10 Signs of the End of Times

It is almost a fact that we are due for major changes in our world. The signs are there:

1. An asteroid is coming very close to earth
2. My daughter is going to a Willie Nelson concert
3. Major snow storms hit the east cost of the U.S.
4. Barack Obama shoots skeet
5. Nancy Pelosi backs First Amendment for gun ownership
6. The lights go out at the 2013 Super Bowl
7. A hamburger with fries sells for $13.95 at the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo (TX)
8. Pope Benedict resigns
9. U.S. Post Office no longer delivering mail on Saturday
10. UFOs spotted in Texas oil fields