Did you
know? Old TV lawman Matt Dillon moved from Dodge City to Los Angeles in 2010 to become
their U.S. Marshall. Barack Obama made the change at the bequest of the Dodge City gay community.
The program
was then renamed “Gun Smog”. The producers recast his limping deputy Chester with a
transgender boutique owner named Maurice. Dillon left Miss Kitty to shill for
an upscale cantina owned by Ms. Fortune. They got rid of the horses in favor of
environmentally neutral electric motor scooters.
Matt had to
give up his pistols because of stringent gun control laws. The city counsel
gave Dillon two ecologically safe bean bag shooters. The counsel told Dillon
he should not arrest nor hold any Hispanic looking thugs. Hispanic criminals
were undocumented and would be for use as future voters.
Doc Adams lost his medical practice after an LA lawyer sued
him. The same lawyer who once helped a football player accused of murdering his
wife and her friend. The last they heard of Doc Adams was his daytime talk show
giving advice to pet owners.
It is said
that one of the show’s starts a guy name Burt Reynolds gave up his role to
drive cars across the country. Reynolds also once took a canon ride down the Cahulawassee River with a few buddies.
The
new “Gun Smog” TV series lasted only one season. Lawyers in California had problems defending gun
owners, illegals, and gays. There were too many Liberals in California to warrant filming the Wild West
show!
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