DATELINE – NYC
Executives at major news
outlets have revealed that they will be sending their personnel to Sodom and Gomorrah
for refresher training. The site of biblical perversion and sin, Sodom and Gomorrah
is the perfect choice for liberal on-air TV personalities and crayon toting journalists
to hone their perverse talents. The workforce scheduled for extended distortion
training include individuals working for the NY Times, the Washington Post,
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, the Huffington Post, and other venues that hate
President Donald Trump.
In an effort to intensify
their attacks on President Trump, the trash media will sharpen their “fake
news” skills. Those close to the media bosses are hoping for the perfect
combination of lively entertainment and distorted education. The bosses will
accept no less than a legion of highly skilled purveyors of negative news. High
paid executives expect their employees will learn some new ways of looking
surprised when presenting their own “fake news.” Other items on their wish list
are new ways of covertly editing film, turning a positive into a negative
regarding Mr. Trump, and using comedy as a disguise for liberal ranting.
Also
on board the charter plane leaving today include Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Lucifer, and their cronies. Mainstream Media execs invited these individuals
and groups as a form of cheerleaders for their liberal staff members. The group
has taken up the mantra “Resist” or “Cry Baby” loser rage. America will find out soon how much more radical
derision the media will entertain voters with after the Sodom
and Gomorrah
trip.
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