The professor of global warming and climate change, Al Gore, produced a new theory regarding Barack Obama's poor performance at Wednesday night's debate. He claims the latter as too high. Gore says the high altitude of Denver, Co caused Obadman to act out of character.
Gore claims he's seen this phenomenon before when he was in college and was high on Daddy Gore's moonshine. Al mentioned nothing about Bill Clinton's bout with the weed as another possible answer.
On the serious side, read what Global Gore had to say at...