How did Barack Obama win re-election? My "conspiracy theory" is that he did it dumpster diving!
You know how security types tell us to shred all our personal mail and information. Each year various organizations shred paperwork for citizens in an effort to help them avoid identity theft.
Is it possible that we have more to worry about than getting our paper documents viewed by the bad guys? How about the federal government? How about Barack Obama and Company?
See what Michael Savage and the liberal ACLU have to say about my paranoid theory...