The old Johnny Carson Tonight Show had a regular skit with Johnny playing the role of
Carnac the Magnificent, a mind reader and soothsayer. Carnac would answer questions that had been sealed in an
envelope. He would then open the envelope to reveal the question. Here’s a
modern day version:
Answer: The Drag Queen, the Sag Queen, and the Hag Queen.
Answer: Hold my wiener.
Question: What did Chuck Schumer post on Twitter.
Answer: You can keep your witch doctor.
Question: What did Barack Obama tell his cousin in
Answer: The Russians hacked Hillary.
Question: What is Bill Clinton’s pickup line.
Answer: I have a note from Mr. Trump.
Question: What kind of paper does James Comey use to clean himself.
NOT FUNNY? MAY ANTHONY WEINER VISIT YOU SOON!