DATELINE – NYC
Executives at major news outlets have revealed that they will be sending their personnel to Sodom and Gomorrah for refresher training. The site of biblical perversion and sin, Sodom and Gomorrah is the perfect choice for liberal on-air TV personalities and crayon toting journalists to hone their perverse talents. The workforce scheduled for extended distortion training include individuals working for the NY Times, the Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, the Huffington Post, and other venues that hate President Donald Trump.
In an effort to intensify their attacks on President Trump, the trash media will sharpen their “fake news” skills. Those close to the media bosses are hoping for the perfect combination of lively entertainment and distorted education. The bosses will accept no less than a legion of highly skilled purveyors of negative news. High paid executives expect their employees will learn some new ways of looking surprised when presenting their own “fake news.” Other items on their wish list are new ways of covertly editing film, turning a positive into a negative regarding Mr. Trump, and using comedy as a disguise for liberal ranting.
Also on board the charter plane leaving today include Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Lucifer, and their cronies. Mainstream Media execs invited these individuals and groups as a form of cheerleaders for their liberal staff members. The group has taken up the mantra “Resist” or “Cry Baby” loser rage. America will find out soon how much more radical derision the media will entertain voters with after the Sodom and Gomorrah trip.