DATELINE – WASHINGTON D.C.
Unknown sources revealed that the Devil has created a Shadow Government to destroy Donald Trump. Satan has enlisted the help of various individuals and organizations. The list of Beelzebub disciples include but are not limited to:
- Anti-America Democrats including Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and others
- The Left Leaning Media also known as The NY Times, The Washington Post, ABC, CBC, NBC, CNN, MCNBC, and others
- Disciples of Barack Obama still working in the federal government
- Barack H. Obama and Hillary R. Clinton and all parties associated with them
- Billionaire socialists headed by George Soros
- Certain Republican Party members also know as RINOs
- Teachers at various institutions of higher learning a.k.a. most California schools, Ivy League elites, and some New York dropout universities
This list was released by an unknown source related to the unknown source that released stories about Mr. Trump. Satan plans to use many of the tactics outline in Saul Alinsky’s 12 Rules for Radicals. Lucifer warmly remembered this book that was dedicated to him by Alinsky.
The source had no other information on this plot. The Devil was not available for comment, but a close friend and follower (Anthony Weiner) was heard to say that “The Devil could go to hell!”