You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking from Jeff
Foxworthy...
Which side of the fence are you on?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on,
this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and
religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands
that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
I'm American I'm voting for another American..
ReplyDeleteSo you know who I'm voting for....
I'm a gun owning, meat eating liberal that believe's crazy people do not belong owing guns. Hypocrite republicans need you to believe they're fear based lies to continue expanding a right-wing fascist corporate welfare system. Only under republicans can you sellout American workers by outsourcing Jobs to China! But, also receive Tax credits....WTF! Single handedly, republicans have destroyed the American Middle Class! I find no HUMOR in they're Hypocrisy. I choose not to forward they're agenda! republicans profess to be Christians.... Jesus would not recognize them... They Act Nothing Like CHRIST...They have Failed his test! Yes, Christ would be offended! I know which side of the fence I stand on, do you?
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments. A good Conservative listens to both sides and tries to keep an open mind. The word "fascist" is used to describe someone who believes in a totalitarian state ruled by a supreme leader (Barack Obama). Right-wingers? I don't think so! Outsourcing jobs to China is another Obama habit. Republicans only? I think not! So who destroys the Middle-class...like me? Socialist programs that give things away to those who won't work for them. Entitlements? Yes, Obama's favorite pass-time. I'm a Conservative. I back no party that doesn't stand behind God and our Constitution! Republicans and Democrats are both guilty of NOT doing this. HUMOR is in the eye of the beholder...have a great day. Thanks...CMD
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