Saturday, August 31, 2013

Ted Cruz "Ducks" Obama

Here's a joke Senator Ted Cruz told recently at the 2013 Defending the American Dream summit:
 

You know, right now one of the most popular television shows in America is “Duck Dynasty.” Now I’m told President Obama’s never watched the show. And apparently an aide recently came into the Oval Office to try and explain it to him.
 
He said, “Mr. President, it’s all about this Southern, God-fearing family of entrepreneurs who love liberty and love to hunt.”
 
Obama responded, “So, is it a fantasy show?”
 
And his response was, “No Mr. President, it’s more like a horror film.”
 
And so the president immediately ordered an IRS audit.
 

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