Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Sequester No Show for Obama Music Legends Gala

His imperial majesty, Barack Obama XVI, and his pleasantly plump derriere second half can't let a little thing like sequestration spoil their parties. According to a White House press release, Barack and Michelle will host a roster of music legends on April 9 for another glitzy installment in the “In Performance at the White House” concert series. The First Couple must continue to hobnob with Hollywood and Mo Town celebs. They must appear hip!

Meanwhile, on the peasant scene, the White House tours remain in limbo. Sorry, Johnny, you can't see the beautiful portraits of our Presidents. And, keep off the grass!

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