Oh My God! I gotta stop eating Fritos, potato chips, and Ding-Dongs. I gotta lay off Coke, 7-Up, and Dr. Pepper. These things are turning me into a killer!
Well that's what this kooky vegan is telling people. But then, too much broccoli and beans may not be safe for my surroundings.
I guess it's time to consume only bread and water. Maybe then I can protect myself from hurting others...Dr. Jerkhole and Mr. Hives!
Vegan Celebrity Trainer: Bad Diets Partly Responsible For School Shootings - Washington Whispers (usnews.com)